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post Mar 14 2010, 10:15 AM
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De cand am vazut banerul puteam sa jur ca astia sunt KJV only...ceea ce s-a confirmat
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not only unnecessary but actually harmful to teach Greek if the goal was to train soul-winning, church-building, theologically orthodox, Bible-preaching and teaching pastors and missionaries rather than Bible correctors and textual critics.

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The more I researched, the more I discovered that most college Greek departments are not the friends of the “Old Time Religion.”

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We believe Greek study has been and will continue to be the downfall of Protestant Fundamentalism.

bless their hearts

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Ca sa fiu si putin rautacios: Campusul e situat in localitatea Gaylord...


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post Mar 14 2010, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE (polihronu @ Mar 14 2010, 11:21 AM) *
Amen! smile.gif Apropo de bancuri, poate o sa va amuze intrucitva acest text.



Halucinant! surprise.gif ph34r.gif

Cred ca ar trebui sa luam aceasta funesta scriere drept antimotto atunci cand vom incepe un topic al nostru dedicat criticii textuale.


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post Mar 14 2010, 03:50 PM
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Chiar daca intr-un alt context, la fel de halucintanta este si replica urmatoare:
http://forum.tin.ro/topic/1480-colaborator...post__p__182103

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Pentru ca vad ca nu se pozitioneaza foarte corect pe postarea cu pricina, precizez ca e vorba de postarea omului care are painea si cutitul (recte vio) cu numarul 506 din topicul cu pricina.
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post Mar 15 2010, 08:17 AM
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Mic dictionar de resurse umane:

1. “Abilitatea de a invata lucruri noi” – o sa ai nevoie de aceasta abilitate pentru a invata cum sa tragi de salariu doua luni, cum sa faci economie la mancare, etc

2. “Echipa tanara” – nu ne permitem decat studenti

3. “Mediu tanar si dinamic” – schimbam studentii in fiecare an

4. “Cu dorinta de autodepasire zilnica” – azi 8 ore la munca, maine 8.5, poimaine 9 etc

5. “Junior” – scriem asta in titlu ca sa fie clar cat platim, vin acuma si cerintele

6. “Mediu competitiv” – colegi care te sapa

7. “Pachet salarial motivant” - te motiveaza sa cauti in permanenta si altceva de lucru

8. “Telefon serviciu” - trebuie sa avem o metoda de a da de tine si sambata

9. “Creativitate” – O sa mai faci si munca altora

10. “Conditii de lucru la standarde occidentale” – Scaun cu spatar

11. “Program flexibil” – Se poate intinde oricat

12. “Companie in plina dezvoltare” – inseamna ca la interviu o sa ti-o bagam pe aia ca o sa te platim doar la inceput prost, pana ne ridicam

13. “Persoana cu capacitate de a lucra independent” - cum ziceam, vei avea de lucru si acasa

14. “Simtul umorului” – mai ales in ziua de salariu


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post Mar 15 2010, 10:55 AM
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Cand nu recunosti un banc, devii personaj de banc. smile.gif
Vezi aici si aici.

Morala: Nici filozofii francezi nu mai sunt ce-au fost! Sau - iata ce se intampla cand deprinzi obiceiuri vicioase de citare si de alcatuire a bibliografiei in studentie. Si goagalu', vorba unui clasic renumit, are rostul lui.

Despre acelasi personaj de banc criticii amintesc gluma: "God is dead but my hair is perfect".

LE:

Iata un fragment concret din scriitura lui BHL, semnificativ prin hilaritate si preluat de mine din stirea de la primul link (dau toate detaliile, sunt circumspect, suflu si-n iaurt daca nu am tinut in mana cartea cu pricina, daca e un double-hoax?):
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In On War in Philosophy, he {BHL} writes that Botul had proved once and for all “just after the Second World War, in his series of lectures to the neo-Kantians of Paraguay, that their hero was an abstract fake, a pure spirit of pure appearance”.


Merita amintita si una dintre declaratiile lui ulterioare despre imaginea sa despre Kant si Kant-in-sine {smile.gif}, provenita din aceeasi stire:
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Appearing on Canal+ television, he {BHL} said he had always admired The Sex Life of Immanuel Kant and that its arguments were solid, whether written by Botul or Pages. “I salute the artist [Pages],” he said, adding with a philosophical flourish: “Hats off for this invented-but-more-real-than-real Kant, whose portrait, whether signed Botul, Pages or John Smith, seems to be in harmony with my idea of a Kant who was tormented by demons that were less theoretical than it seemed.”


Ca sa-i salvez putin onoarea lui BHL, hai sa recunosc ca imi place atitudinea lui, asa cum apare la finalul articolului din NYT:
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Mr. Pagès said there was a distinct possibility that Mr. Lévy could become contender for the group’s annual literary honor, “Le Prix Botul.”
It appears that Mr. Pagès and Mr. Lévy could end up forming some sort of mutual admiration society. “It was a truly brilliant and very believable hoax from the mind of a Canard Enchaîné journalist who remains a good philosopher all the same,” Mr. Lévy wrote in an opinion piece. “So I was caught, as were the critics who reviewed the book when it came out. The only thing left to say, with no hard feelings, is kudos to the artist.”


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-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to his nephew Peter Carr, from Paris, August 10, 1787; Merrill D. Peterson, ed., Thomas Jefferson: Writings, New York: Library of America, 1994, pp. 900-906.
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post Mar 15 2010, 11:24 AM
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Intr-adevar, daca s-ar fi intimplat asta la noi, toata lumea, in frunte cu gaffeur-ul, ar fi sarit la gitul jurnalistului care l-a creat pe Botul smile.gif Apropo de review-uri ale cartii lui BHL despre America, n-o ratati pe cea a lui Garrison Keillor - unul dintre putinele personaje media americane cu adevarat admirabile.


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post Mar 15 2010, 11:59 AM
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Genial Garrison Keillor in review-ul la care te referi! smile.gif

Deja ma distram destul de tare pe la partea cand GK descria febletea pe care BHL o are, in American Vertigo cel putin, pentru prezentarea mult prea frecventa, pana la absurd, a realitatii drept paradoxala ('America is magnificent but mad, greedy and modest, drunk with materialism and religiosity, puritan and outrageous, facing toward the future and yet obsessed with its memories' - cuvintele lui GK despre imaginea pe care o prezinta BHL) si modul deranjant in care recurge ca un novice la cascade de intrebari retorice:
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And what is one to make of the series of questions - 20 in a row - about Hillary Clinton, in which Lévy implies she is seeking the White House to erase the shame of the Lewinsky affair? Was Lévy aware of the game 20 Questions, commonly played on long car trips in America? Are we to read this passage as a metaphor of American restlessness? Does he understand how irritating this is? Does he? Do you? May I stop now?


Cand am citit finalul recenziei, chiar am ras cu pofta. Imi place stilul extrem de versatil pe care GK il are in recenzia sa, reusind sa fie un scrib rafinat dar sa incheie ca un om dintr-o bucata (ca tot vorbeam de prezentarea enervanta a paradoxurilor{tongue.gif}):
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Thanks, pal. I don't imagine France collapsing anytime soon either. Thanks for coming. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. For your next book, tell us about those riots in France, the cars burning in the suburbs of Paris. What was that all about? Were fat people involved?

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PS: Si ca sa vaslim putin dinspre 'banc' spre lucruri serioase: inclinatia bolnavicioasa spre rezolvarea problemelor profunde ale existentei sau ale teologiei prin declararea situatiei drept paradoxala nu vi se pare ca o au uneori si predicatorii sau chiar teologii nostri? Asemenea si legat de intrebarile retorice...


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-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to his nephew Peter Carr, from Paris, August 10, 1787; Merrill D. Peterson, ed., Thomas Jefferson: Writings, New York: Library of America, 1994, pp. 900-906.
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post Mar 15 2010, 12:20 PM
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QUOTE (study_nature @ Mar 15 2010, 01:59 PM) *
inclinatia bolnavicioasa spre rezolvarea problemelor profunde ale existentei sau ale teologiei prin declararea situatiei drept paradoxala nu vi se pare ca o au uneori si predicatorii sau chiar teologii nostri? Asemenea si legat de intrebarile retorice...

Raspunsul este atit de batator la ochi, ca intrebarea ta e aproape retorica. Iar intre predicatori si teologie este cel putin o relatie paradoxala smile.gif

Paradoxul poate fi o (re)sursa extrem de fertila pentru gindire. Si tind sa pun la indoiala orice abordare apodictica. Dar asta nu trebuie sa ne impinga in superficialitate sau in ruperea de realitate.


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post Mar 15 2010, 09:10 PM
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Toti oamenii de stiinta jucau ascunsea in Rai. Se pune Einstein si incepe sa
numere. Toti se ascund pe unde gasesc, numai Newton ia o creta, traseaza un
patrat cu latura de 1 m si se aseaza in mijlocul lui. Dupa ce termina de
numarat, Eistein se intoarce si, binenteles il vede pe Newton:
Eistein: Te- am vazut. Tu esti Newton.
Newton: Imi pare rau, dar nu sunt eu.
Eistein: Cum adica nu esti tu? Te cunosc foarte bine. Esti Newton.
Newton: Ia priveste mai atent. Ce vezi?
Eistein: Tu in mijlocul unui patrat cu latura de 1 m.
Newton: Pai si ce inseamna Newton pe metru patrat?
Eistein: Pascal.
Newton: Pai vezi, el e!


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post Mar 15 2010, 09:17 PM
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Bu hu hu hu hu. Daca si in Rai tot de beton pe jos dam! Eu credeam ca va fi o iarba... (nu. nu ma refer la marihuana)
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post Mar 15 2010, 10:09 PM
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Posibil ca acolo sa nu mai fie necesara forta de frecare pentru ca sa se poata scrie.


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-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to his nephew Peter Carr, from Paris, August 10, 1787; Merrill D. Peterson, ed., Thomas Jefferson: Writings, New York: Library of America, 1994, pp. 900-906.
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Program muzical pentru "al treispelea sabat", in care un copil trebuia sa spuna un pasaj biblic. Sade in fata la amvon, se uita la sala, se uita la microfon dar... nimic!

Maica-sa, de pe primul rand, ii sopteste: "Eu sunt lumina lumii..."

Iar copilul se relaxeaza si incepe: "Mama mea-i lumina lumii!"


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post Mar 28 2010, 08:13 AM
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Se intoarce Ion de la padure, cu caruta plina de lemne si canta: "Cu Isus, da, fata-n fata, ce-am sa-i spun cand L-oi vedea..."?

Dar dintr-un tufis se arata padurarul: "Ii vei spune ca ai fost la furat de lemne."


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post Mar 29 2010, 10:01 AM
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intrerup olecuta seria anecdotelor (posibil autentice) pentru a relata o faza citita in dimineata asta.

cica in cadrul unui concurs televizat, un copil a fost intrebat de catre moderator ce este acela un adventist de ziua a saptea. iar pustiul, fara a clipi, a grait mintenas: "un om care nu consuma carne si care-i uraste pe catolici!"


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Poate il stiti, dar e haios:

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Un tip tot adormea la biserica. Nevasta-sa il intreaba pe preot ce poate face. Preotul ii da un ac si ii zice sa il intepe cand mai adoarme. Vine si slujba. Popa intreaba in biserica:
- Cine este salvatorul nostru? adoarme tipu...nevasta-sa il inteapa, si asta striga indurerat:
- ISUSE!
Popa il felicita. Peste 10 minute iar adoarme. Popa intreaba iarasi:
- Cui slujim noi in biserica asta? tipu, intepat, sare iar:
- Doamne DUMNEZEULE!
Popa iar:
- Bravo! Mai trece un timp... Popa iar intreaba:
- Si ce i-a zis Eva lui Adam, inainte de ai darui al 99-lea copil??? Lumea tace... asta cu ochii intredeschisi, intepat din nou, urla:
- Daca mai bagi chestia aia odata in mine ti-o rup si ti-o bag in fund!
Dupa care se aude corul bisericii: AMIN !


Vedeti, de aia nu adorm eu la biserica...


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Nu-l stiam si e haios!


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post Mar 29 2010, 07:45 PM
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Apocrifa apocrifei. Not bad smile.gif


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Un pastor vorbeste despre evenimetele finale si despre iad. La finalul predicii, o sora merge direct la el si ii spune foarte marcata: "N-am inteles niciodata cum e iadul pana sa veniti Dvs. aici."


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Prezbiterul de la amvon:
- Fratilor, am o veste buna si-una rea. Vestea buna e ca in sfarsit avem toti banii pentru misiune.
- Si vestea rea?, intreaba adunarea.
- Vestea rea e ca acesti bani se afla inca un buzunarele Dvs.


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