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Exercitiu de inteligenta, va tine?
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post Feb 14 2010, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE (kla @ Jan 24 2010, 11:27 PM) *
Pai atunci trebuia pus ca bariera la inregistrarea pe forum! Better than religion?!

Ai dreptate doar ca tebuie si un timp maxim (hai sa zicem cu mari indulgente 30 sec, chit ca 10-15 ar fi suficient). Altfel ban foerver. laugh1.gif


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post Apr 30 2010, 04:58 PM
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Una de logica:

Se dau doua sate.
Primul sat este populat de canibali mincinosi iar al doilea sat este populat de adventisti.
Se stie deci ca adventistii spun adevarul tot timpul iar canibalii mint tot timpul.
Te afli la intersectia dintre cele doua sate si te intalnesti cu un om din cele doua sate, dar nu sti din ce sat provine el.
Ai dreptul sa-i pui o singura intrebare si sa afli directia incotro trebuie sa mergi ca sa nu ajungi in satul de canibali.


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post Apr 30 2010, 05:48 PM
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Raspunsul clasic era: In ce directie e satul tau?

Ar fi interesant de gasit si alte intrebari


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post May 5 2010, 07:37 AM
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QUOTE (Ianis @ Apr 30 2010, 05:48 PM) *
Raspunsul clasic era: In ce directie e satul tau?

Ar fi interesant de gasit si alte intrebari




"Dacă aș īntreba un locuitor din satul vecin cum ajung īn satul cu adventiști, unde mi-ar arăta să mă duc?'



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post Jun 1 2010, 09:09 AM
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User-ul Gigel Asudatu a cunoscut-o pe chat pe Lenuta, o tanara de 16 ani, si a rugat-o sa-i trimita poza. Deoarece Lenuta nu cunoaste alte formaturi, in afara de .bmp, poza ei are 15 MB.
Gigel are conexiune la Estel de 128 kb (real 28 kb), conexiune care se intrerupe la fiecare 10 min.
Apoi reconectarea dureaza 6 ore de cand se suna la serviciul tehnic. Cunoscānd faptul că Gigel are acces la computer doar 4 ore pe zi deoarece in restul zilei tatal lui vizioneaza filme filme pe Youtube īntrebarea este:
- "Cati ani va avea Lenuta cand in sfarsit Gigel ii va descarca poza"?


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post Aug 31 2010, 06:35 PM
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post Aug 31 2010, 06:41 PM
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Deci.....28 sau 128kb?....daca e 28...inmultesti cu 60(secunde) ca sa afli cat poate downloada intr-un minut...rezultatul il inmultesti cu 10(minute disponibile...si iti ramane 16.800, adica 16.800kb/16.8mb...deci in 10 minute ar putea downloada poza....i'm probably wrong, sunt varza la mate...


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post Aug 31 2010, 06:46 PM
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raspuns pt. problema cu satele...."Unde mergi?", din moment ce nu stii locul, nu esti stiut acolo, eu zic ca merge...Odata ce afli unde merge, afli si de unde e...daca ar merge in satul canibalilor , e ori canibal, ori adventist cu probleme de integrare in societate....daca merge la adventisti si e canibal:))..e destept, in timp ce el va rontzaii prezbiterii, noi ne rugam sa vina politia:)), cand ajunge la coriste sarim la bataie cu ce gasim la indemana:)) crazy.gif


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post Nov 10 2010, 03:00 PM
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lateral thinking...

A woman walk up to a man behind a counter and handed him a book. He looked at it and said, "That will be four dollars." She paid the man and then walked out without the book. He saw her leave without it but did not call back. How come?

nu e una grea, dar haioasa... cei care o stiti nu le furati celorlalti bucuria de a-si stoarce mintea un timp... spor la gandit!
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post Nov 26 2010, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE (Elgabri @ Nov 10 2010, 03:00 PM) *
lateral thinking...

A woman walk up to a man behind a counter and handed him a book. He looked at it and said, "That will be four dollars." She paid the man and then walked out without the book. He saw her leave without it but did not call back. How come?

nu e una grea, dar haioasa... cei care o stiti nu le furati celorlalti bucuria de a-si stoarce mintea un timp... spor la gandit!


A dat cartea la legat.


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post Nov 30 2010, 09:44 PM
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QUOTE (Blinker @ Nov 26 2010, 04:33 PM) *
A dat cartea la legat.


bun raspuns... eu nu m-am gandit la el, iar raspunsul autorului era altul... dar si asta mi se pare de acceptat...
mai incearca cineva vreo alternativa?
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post Dec 1 2010, 09:33 AM
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barbati librari am mai vazut. bibliotecari, mai rar...

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post Dec 1 2010, 10:32 AM
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QUOTE (icsicsics @ Dec 1 2010, 10:33 AM) *
barbati librari am mai vazut. bibliotecari, mai rar...

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haha... eu am vazut si bibliotecari! solutia nu se schimba cu nimic, chiar daca era o "ea"... so, your solution?
oricum, esti pe aproape cu... biblitecarul smile.gif si librar nu putea fi... cine plateste o carte si o face cadou in urmatorul minut librarului?
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post Dec 3 2010, 08:09 AM
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Poate lucra la ceva firma de curierat smile.gif


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post Dec 3 2010, 12:08 PM
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QUOTE (eretik @ Dec 3 2010, 09:09 AM) *
Poate lucra la ceva firma de curierat smile.gif


nu prea merge wink.gif daca femeia lucra la firma de curierat, nu aducea si cartea si mai si platea. plus, nu "clientul" i-ar fi spus suma. daca barbatul era la firma, ce cauta la birou? hmm... luati in considerare indiciu de mai sus cu biblioteca... smile.gif
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post Dec 3 2010, 02:11 PM
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amenda ca a dus cartea tarziu.


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post Dec 3 2010, 02:37 PM
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QUOTE (Blinker @ Dec 3 2010, 03:11 PM) *
amenda ca a dus cartea tarziu.

bravo! asta era wink.gif
mai vreti? spuneti... am o gramada smile.gif
sau facem un topic separat... asta daca sunteti interesati! eu am si ceva "bibliografie"...
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post Dec 3 2010, 03:30 PM
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Baga.


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post Dec 3 2010, 03:46 PM
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una usoara, de Sabat wink.gif
Why is it that, in general, the hair on a man's head goes grey before the hair in his moustache does?

Nu are de-a face cu fiziologia umana...
apropo, cam cat timp sa lasam o problema fara raspuns? ca sa aiba mai multi posibilitatea de a raspunde... sau cand raspunsul e gata, spunem? spor la treaba! wink.gif
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post Dec 3 2010, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE (Elgabri @ Dec 3 2010, 04:37 PM) *
bravo! asta era wink.gif
mai vreti? spuneti... am o gramada smile.gif
sau facem un topic separat... asta daca sunteti interesati! eu am si ceva "bibliografie"...


Interesanta solutie. Doar ca din formularea <<He looked at it [the book] and said, "That will be four dollars.">>, ar parea mai plauzibila solutia lui Blinker nr. 1 decat solutia lui nr. 2. De ce sa se uite la carte si nu in registru sau in computer? biggrin.gif


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